Politics.  We’ll have to be patient and wait until the next Republican Round Robin which will  take place  on September 16 and in the meantime we’ll give it a rest.  While waiting, you can keep a close eye on Joe Biden and his slow dancing with the big O and maybe two close eyes on Hillary.  The powers that be are not done with her yet.  Not by a long shot.

Anchor babies.  BIG DEAL.  You say that some people are upset by that phrase.  You’ve got to be kidding.  It is what it is.  The only people that seem to be upset are those politicians that are pandering to the illegals.  Yes, illegals, not undocumented aliens.  The latest reports from the government indicate that approximately 10,000 illegals still cross our borders each and every month.  Apparently, Mexico doesn’t give a shit.

Latest Shootings.  The NRA has got to finally step up to the plate and help out, lest the federal government will move in and do it for them in which case everyone loses.  All of the nut cases and loose cannons, civilian as well as the terrorist variety, have to be reigned in with no more excuses made on their behalf that are supposed to be politically correct because all mental cases are supposed to have rights.  Yes, they have the inalienable right to kill the rest of us.  If any mental case refuses to take his or her meds as prescribed, then that person should be under a conservatorship.  Period.  End of story.  Enough is enough.

Iranian Nuclear Deal.  Let’s face it.  It’s a done deal so we’ll have to live with it.  The time to have done anything to REALLY stop it was back in 2008 like the Israelis did with Iraq in 1981 and with Syria in 2007.  But that was then and this is now.  Realistically, the rest of the planet, including the US mega corporations, and who knows maybe even Israel, are already chomping at the bit to begin trading with Iran once the sanctions are lifted.  Just think, years from now you’ll be able to say that the big O brought us, “peace in our time”.

LESSONS OF THE WEEK

Six things to avoid at all costs
1. Sushi at your local gas station.
2. Tap water in Tijuana.
3. Palestinians on motorcycles.
4. Eating the yellow snow when playing outside during the winter.
5. Not having enough paper to finish the job when on the throne.
6. Buying greivenous from a mohel.

Three deep questions to ponder on
1. When Bruce/Caitlin wants to get it on, does he/she take the blue pill or the pink pill?
2. Do Elephants ever engage in oral sex?
3. How many of the following does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a) Athiests_____
b) Bhuddists_____
c) Catholics_____
d) Jews_____
e) Muslims_____
f) Protestants_____

Email your answer to: [email protected] The winner of this contest gets absolutely nothing.

Three subjects dealing with infinite words of wisdom.
1. When your stockbroker, or financial advisor, explains away the latest drop in the market by simply referring to it as a “correction”, that is just a handy euphemism meaning that, “He has absolutely no clue whatsoever”.

2. If someone rips you off, go to your nearest Santeria practitioner and have them put a curse on the perpetrator so that whatever the dollar amount of the ripoff, the perpetrators curse shall be that he or she shall spend it all on doctor bills.

3. Never argue with an idiot or a moron because, even if you should win the argument, you still lose.