Political Humor – Trump vs Hillary
VOTING IN AMERICA
Voting blindly according to one’s political party affiliation is nothing new. In fact, the concept has been around since we’ve had different political parties. I have been a registered Republican from the very get-go because I believe more in the Republican philosophy than the one put forth by the Democrats. Am I interested in third party principles, whatever they may be. Not a chance.
A lot of people used to say to me, “You’re Jewish. So why are you a Republican?” A lot of people now say to me that I am a RINO, Republican in Name Only, because I consistently cross party lines based on my own assessment of the issue or the candidate at hand. I ask you, isn’t that what America is supposed to be about?
The Jews, who have been putting up with the worst kind of incessant bullshit for 2,000 years are a prime example of voting according to party lines, perhaps more so than any other group – and that has been for the Democratic party, at least in my lifetime, whether or not they believed in the Democratic party position, on whatever.
I’ll go so far as to say that if Adolf Hitler were alive today and was running for political office as a member of the Democratic party, most Jews, those that are registered Democrats, would automatically vote for him – because he is a Democrat.
There, I’ve said it. And with that incendiary statement behind us, I direct you to the joke below. Remember, the meeting never happened because it is a joke, even though the individual references did, and if you can’t handle the joke, then you are most likely beyond help.
TRUMP AND HILLARY WALK INTO A BAR
They ask for a quiet table and after they are seated, Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean my trying to cover up the Benghazi affair?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean having the State Department stonewall the press on the emails?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation for tax evasion, and for taking bribes from foreign countries?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Collecting outrageous fees for making speeches?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated unrestricted in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies at 123 Technologies $300 million?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Letting 123 Technologies declare bankruptcy and afterwards selling out to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and then quietly hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate Committee when they fired me, Troopergate, Juanita Broaddrick, Monica you-know-who, Vince Foster, Commodity deals?”
Trump: “No. None of those:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The Iranian Nuke deal?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives for bribes and payoffs?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: Letting Solyndra declare bankruptcy and then selling out to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation regarding its own sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the stories about my lesbian affairs?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! ……….Wait…….I’ve got it! When I stole the White House silverware and china after Bill left Office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. AFTER ALL THAT SHIT, YOU’RE STILL GOING TO VOTE FOR HER? YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT? JUST GOOGLE THEM, ONE AT A TIME.